Walt’s Review

Sucker Punch promised us amazing visuals and it certainly delivered… and brought friends.

The Skinny

Our heroine does what she can to save her sister from the wrath, and sexual education lesson, of her step father. This ends up killing the sister, so… I guess she’s successful… sorta. Our new lady friend finds herself in a mental asylum… that’s really a brothel? Wait, really?

Sister-killer recruits 4 other sluts… I mean hookers… errr… beautiful women to help her in her… dances? I guess. So when the one chick is dancing, no one can look away from her and her friends can steal stuff from the place they’re in… so they can escape. Seriously, that’s our plot.

The Plot

To be completely honest, there wasn’t one. The plot that they attempted to feed you was completely ridiculous. I could attempt to give you a synopsis, but I like you too much and won’t harm your brain with what I’d have to write.

The Visuals

Absolutely pure amazingness. The art department must have had an unlimited budget and made great use of it. I could not find a single flaw in the look and feel of the place. I was drawn in from the overall atmosphere. Great work there guys!

The Music

The music was strikingly good. Get the soundtrack. Immediately. Tyler Bates & Marius De Vries produced amazing work to accompany the beautiful visuals.

The End

Honestly, I could only watch about 30 minutes or so… had to stop somewhere in the beginning of the scene where the 5 girls are fighting an army of clockwork Nazi zombies. Seriously.

I’ll probably watch it all the way through one day, but the amazing visuals are not enough to make me endure Zack Snyder’s utterly ridiculous story.

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Blu-ray: Two-Disc Extended Edition | Movie-Only
DVD: Movie Only
VOD: Movie Only
CD: Soundtrack
MP3: Soundtrack [+Digital Booklet]